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Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Transinstrumental 

1) An instrument that identifies as a different instrument
2) A person who thinks they play a different instrument than the one they play
Nathaniel is so transinstrumental. He plays the cello, but thinks he plays the viola.
Transinstrumental by The Viola December 10, 2021

Transintellectual 

What is a Transintellectual?

Trans is a Latin noun or prefix meaning across, beyond or on the opposite side.

Transhumanism is an international cultural and intellectual movement with an eventual goal of fundamentally transforming the human condition by developing and making widely available technologies to greatly enhance human intellectual, physical, and psychological capacities. Transhumanist thinkers study the potential benefits and dangers of emerging technologies that could overcome fundamental human limitations, as well as the ethics of developing and using such technologies. They speculate that human beings may eventually be able to transform themselves into beings with such greatly expanded abilities as to merit the label posthuman.

An intellectual is a person who primarily uses intelligence in either a professional or an individual capacity. As a substantive or adjective, it refers to the work product of such persons, to the so-called life of the mind generally, or to an aspect of something where learning, erudition, and informed and critical thinking are the focus.

The Kardashev Scale is a method of measuring a civilization's level of technological advancement, based on the amount of energy a civilization is able to utilize. The scale has three designated categories called Type I, II, and III.

A transintellectual is a person who who values intelligence in either a professional or personal capacity in active pursuit of upward mobility across the Kardashev Scale.
Dave values intelligence in either a professional or personal capacity in active pursuit of upward mobility across the Kardashev Scale. Dave is a transintellectual.
Transintellectual by Dyson Sphere November 21, 2022
Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.
Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker
Twancing by Twancing fool June 10, 2011
Twanking is the combination of technology and wanking - the act of satisfying yourself by showing off complex technical solutions. Often seen with digital developers and followers of agile methodologies.
Paul built a really advanced headless commerce platform but all he needed was a stack of yellow post it notes - guess he was just twanking.

transinvestite 

a person who identifies as someone with enough funds to play the stock market but usually lacking the cash to invest big and become a billionaire
I've been experimenting with the stock market having never played before, Hubert. I believe I have finally come out of the closet as a transinvestite
transinvestite by Beccaloolah June 16, 2019