Twandle

A Twitter-handle. A name or nick-name handle used on Twitter.

My Twandle is @BigBlueNASA, Matt's is @KYSportsRadio

by BigBlueNASA December 1, 2015

Twandle

Twitter Handle or username or Twitter call sign

When you're exchanging business information, make sure to include your twandle, examples include: @AssoulinePub @NYTimes @iamdiddy

by Missus Sterling August 30, 2010

Twandle

A mix of Twirling, Waddling and Wondering. Generally you're procrastinating to get to the place you need to go, or bored and feel like getting lost.

"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh I'm just going to Twandle around."

by thatawesomechick. August 26, 2012

turnip twaddler

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.

"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"

by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

khalil tandler

A beautiful majestic creature.

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature

by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013