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When you're exchanging business information, make sure to include your twandle, examples include: @AssoulinePub @NYTimes @iamdiddy
Twandle by Missus Sterling August 30, 2010
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A mix of Twirling, Waddling and Wondering. Generally you're procrastinating to get to the place you need to go, or bored and feel like getting lost.
"Hey where you going bro?" "Oh I'm just going to Twandle around."
Twandle by thatawesomechick. August 26, 2012

turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Twaddler 

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.
My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.
Twaddler by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

khalil tandler 

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature
khalil tandler by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013

Twaddlecunt 

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.
How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!
Twaddlecunt by PureHell March 22, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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