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The psyedonym for the sometimes controversial blogger, who spilled secrets of the high-school Chisholm. Taddles identity still has not been revealed and the infamous blogspot website has been taken down due to formal complaints.

Taddles drew inspiration from Gossip Girl.
"omg did you see that post that Chisholm-secrets? I can't believe that shit is true!"

"omg taddles is so tashak"
"NO IM NOT!"

"hahahahaha taddles is the funniest shit out, its so fake and over exaggerated, that i definately couldnt believe it, but that bitch posted a FOTO OF ME ON THERE!"

"x Taddles"
taddles by gossipgirlxoxoxo May 18, 2009

khalil tandler 

Is that a wild khalil tandler over there?
why yes it is what a beautiful and misunderstood creature
khalil tandler by Mr_Easy December 29, 2013
When a woman's tits sag very far down (almost all the way down to her ankles).
Dirty Mexican- Damn that bitch has some big ass tankles

Chink- That's a bad thing?
Gay Ass Redneck- What are tankles?
Light Skinned Nigga- Stfu and get with the program

Wammy Ass Taddleshpank 

When Telemundo makes out with the Wamp Ass Jape and gets herpes.
Aw man, TMJ = TOO MUCH JOE.

WAMMY ASS TADDLESHPANK

Mandy tangles

When a female has taken ecstasy in a pill or powder form for several hours/days and is monging out and unaware that she is tangling/matting her hair.
Oh no! Katie has been on it for 3 days and has major mandy tangles!!!
Mandy tangles by Iloveturtles September 22, 2020

Love Tangles 

That feeling you get when your love life is absolutely fucked beyond all recognition. Usually results in setting cringe Discord statuses or feeling emotionally distraught. Occurs in all types of people, and has no defining symptoms, but some cases are extremely easy to spot

Examples might include:
"đź’ž thinking" as a discord status
Saying "I don't really know" whenever asked about love
Mentioning love at every possible moment and being overall weird about it
Searching for any info that might help ease the love tangles such as tips from their friends or your friends

Causes might include:
Liking 2 people at the same time
2 people liking you at the same time
Not liking anyone
Being rejected/broken up with

Solutions might include:
Praying to God
That's it
Friend: "Bro you good?"
You: *clearly not good* "Yeah man I'm fine"
Friend: "What's the haps man?"
You: "I's just got them love tangles"
Friend: "Ah man I get that, c'mon lets talk"
Love Tangles by Aim For North June 9, 2022
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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