The act of loving a women so much, you're willing to insert your sausage into her back oven. Also can be used as a term for 'ethnics'.
"I love that Susan so much"
"Really? Any plans with her?"
"Actually, yes, I'm going to twaan her."
or
"Barry, get the shovel, those twaans are outside again."
"Really? Any plans with her?"
"Actually, yes, I'm going to twaan her."
or
"Barry, get the shovel, those twaans are outside again."
by AlanTheAllKnowing September 26, 2013
Get the twaan mug.A really nice black guy, who loves video games and is really funny! Anyone who is to meet a Twaan is very lucky to get their hands on their very own comedian. He's very good at games, he teaches math and may just be the single, funniest person you can ever meet. He's very warm, calm and sweet. One of those people you wake up excited to talk to, and get sad when they have to leave to teach.
by MrsEuphoria January 9, 2017
Get the Twaan mug.Taan is an extremely fit girl. Who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Taan is the best girlfriend that anyone can have and is so funny. She is just overall the best person that there is and no one is better then her. She is just perfect in every way possible. And if you ever manage to get a taan you are the luckiest person there is.
by BigDSalter June 9, 2019
Get the Taan mug.A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi
Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help
Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today
O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone
Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today
O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone
by Baseduncu March 9, 2022
Get the Twain mug.Tiaan is a very tall guy. He’s fun to be around, has a GREAT sense of humor and always up for some adventure. His style is mostly black, grey and white but in in conversations he’s very smart and likes it controversial. He is interested in the truth and nothing but the truth so know that he won’t be satisfied with easy answers. Like literally He is a walking lie-detector. But you don’t need to be afraid - his way of questioning is always for the best of others, also for you. At the end of the day: you need a Tiaan to have some honest insight and hear some truly correcting and yet uplifting things, especially when you messed up. When he was a kid Tiaan got into a fight or two, but he calmed down while growing up. His heart is kind and beautiful and he will always stand up for the unpopular ones, the underdogs and the outcasts. Sometimes he is a bit moody and gets lost in his thoughts … but he just needs someone to point him to the bright side of things and to joke a bit with him. Also: he is kinda ticklish and he snores when he drank too much beer. You’ll always feel protected and safe with a Tiaan around.
by Gingerginny November 24, 2021
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by The Dodger September 9, 2004
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