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The act of loving a women so much, you're willing to insert your sausage into her back oven. Also can be used as a term for 'ethnics'.
"I love that Susan so much"
"Really? Any plans with her?"
"Actually, yes, I'm going to twaan her."

or

"Barry, get the shovel, those twaans are outside again."
twaan by AlanTheAllKnowing September 26, 2013
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A really nice black guy, who loves video games and is really funny! Anyone who is to meet a Twaan is very lucky to get their hands on their very own comedian. He's very good at games, he teaches math and may just be the single, funniest person you can ever meet. He's very warm, calm and sweet. One of those people you wake up excited to talk to, and get sad when they have to leave to teach.
"I met a Twaan yesterday, I am the luckiest human being alive!"
"No way!"
Twaan by MrsEuphoria January 9, 2017
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Taan is an extremely fit girl. Who is absolutely drop dead gorgeous. Taan is the best girlfriend that anyone can have and is so funny. She is just overall the best person that there is and no one is better then her. She is just perfect in every way possible. And if you ever manage to get a taan you are the luckiest person there is.
Taan is soooo fit.
Taan by BigDSalter June 9, 2019
A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi
Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help

Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today

O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone
Twain by Baseduncu March 9, 2022
Tiaan is a very tall guy. He’s fun to be around, has a GREAT sense of humor and always up for some adventure. His style is mostly black, grey and white but in in conversations he’s very smart and likes it controversial. He is interested in the truth and nothing but the truth so know that he won’t be satisfied with easy answers. Like literally He is a walking lie-detector. But you don’t need to be afraid - his way of questioning is always for the best of others, also for you. At the end of the day: you need a Tiaan to have some honest insight and hear some truly correcting and yet uplifting things, especially when you messed up. When he was a kid Tiaan got into a fight or two, but he calmed down while growing up. His heart is kind and beautiful and he will always stand up for the unpopular ones, the underdogs and the outcasts. Sometimes he is a bit moody and gets lost in his thoughts … but he just needs someone to point him to the bright side of things and to joke a bit with him. Also: he is kinda ticklish and he snores when he drank too much beer. You’ll always feel protected and safe with a Tiaan around.
Wow, That Guy! He asked such good questions! Who is he???“

„that’s Tiaan! He’s the best!“
Tiaan by Gingerginny November 24, 2021

tawana brawley 

A hoaxer, claimed to have been raped and tortured by NYC police officers over a four day period. Her story was quickly proven to be a complete fabrication, but that didn't prevent Al Sharpton from turning it into an international scandal for the uninformed masses that believe everything they hear.
Tawana Brawley did a lot of damage with her lies, she should be ashamed of herself.
tawana brawley by The Dodger September 9, 2004

Rim Twang 

The action of hitting one's erect penis against the inside of a toilet seat when sitting down.
"Using the toilet with morning wood is a challenge... standing up is messy, sitting down results in rim twang!"
Rim Twang by chickitypoo January 18, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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