twan

Someone who is the most extraordinary of the extraordinary. This person is considered a god amongst men and is also known to be called a king of kings.

Im better than you, infact i am better than everyone. I'm just on another level, I am Twan.

twan by The_Real_God. May 9, 2009

Twan

A man of men, with balls of steel, able to lure many chicks at a time, a chick magnet

Guy 1: See that girl talking to the huge ass guy over there? I want to ask her out.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.

Twan by blabberingcat July 5, 2016

twan

Someone who is washed up, has gone soft, and no longer commands respect in the hood. From Ice Cube's song "Check Yo Self."

"You're gone, used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just Twan."
-Ice Cube, "Check Yo Self"

Carlos: "Whats up dogg, long time since you been back in the hood."
Tony: "For real. What's going on with J.D. these days? That dude used to run shit around here."
Carlos: "Fool has gone soft. Now he ain't nothin' but a twan. He settled down with some bitch and she's got him whipped. I saw him last week walking her weak-ass chihuahua around the block, cleaning up its shit and shit. Then I saw him with that ho the other day going into the movies to watch 'Confessions of a Shopaholic.'"
Tony: "Man that is some mark-ass shit! We gotta straighten that twan-ass bitch out. Let's ride on that fool."
Carlos: "Word."

twan by Nicholas D February 18, 2009

Twan

1. He is very cute
2.Can have anyone he wants

3. Very cool and shy

Twan is very cute

Twan by Yeayea December 20, 2016

twan

a 20 or a gram of weed

Yo, how fat are your twans? 1.3 Grams that's tight

Yo, I hear Mike's got the fattest twans in North Shore

twan by mike June 18, 2006

Twan

1.completely and utterly terrific.

2.A word said in agreement with something awesome.

That party was so twan!!

Friend one- we are killing it tonight!!
friend two- Twan!!

Twan by Crunchington April 22, 2009

Twan

An incredibly hairy man. Often confused with the yeti. Has a resemblance with Peter Griffin due to his intellectual capacity.
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"

"Man you should see my back, it's like a twan!"

"Are you goin on the twan tonight?"

"Man I'm gonna go as mad as a twan tonight!"

In relation to the drinking of alcohol: "Twan it" To drink as fast as possible.

Twan by Da gnome March 2, 2009