Turtle Nest 

When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.

Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.

Turtle Nest by paczkiXDDDDDDDDDDDD January 11, 2019

Turtle nesting

When you are buried in the sand on the beach with your ass only out; getting fucked while sounding like a sea turtle.

After we turtle nesting we crawled back up shore.

Turtle nesting by Bomb2dashell August 1, 2020

Nested Turtle 

1. When the head of the pecker protrudes into the shaft creating a image like a turtles head hiding in its shell.

“As the winter began in pecker town, all the men started to feel a strange sensation. Owen asked why his weiner appeared to look like a turtle hiding in his shell. Vagman, (the man with the 12 inch shlong) Shouted, Hahahaha you have a nice nested turtle going.”

Nested Turtle by CammyAlva June 24, 2018

Nesting Turtle

An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.

Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"

Nesting Turtle by SlayersRUs April 21, 2014

turtlenet 

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

Turtleness

Ryan Metzger

His turtleness is iconic.

His turtleness will be the death of me.

Turtleness by AJR fan June 22, 2018

turtlenetworkslive 

My bestest mutual, turtlenetworkslive.

turtlenetworkslive is my favorite tiktok mutual <3

turtlenetworkslive by kxrljxcobsss September 10, 2021