"I wanted to send you this friendly little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the
frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have sex with.
THAT'S RIGHT,
I'M GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)