"I wanted to send you this friendly
little letter to inform you of your eminent demise. If you're curious about the frequency of which I've sent these letters, is to merely instill as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey, which I will then proceed to have
sex with. THAT'S RIGHT, I'M GOING TO
FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY!!!"
-Alucard (AKA TheCrimsonFuckr)