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Uzi Turrets

A mental disorder that causes the patient to suffer from extreme turrets related to strictly Lil Uzi Vert song lyrics. Those affected are typically short, angry, gay for uzi, and named Luke Laite.
This dude won't stop singing Money Longer; he needs to shut the fuck up before I curb stomp him. He can't control it. Its like he got Uzi Turrets or something.
Uzi Turrets by theurbanpoet69 April 25, 2020
A common misspelling of the word "turret," usually made by people with a fourth-grade education.
Turrents r kOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
turrent by Spelling Crusade November 13, 2004
The Turrett family has a diverse heritage, with a mix of Métis Mik’Maq Native American, Scottish, Irish, and other mainland bloodlines. Their roots can be traced back many years in western Newfoundland, where they have been involved in various activities such as fishing, hunting, and baking homemade bread. Despite facing challenging circumstances, including a family split due to the abusive behavior of the grandfather, the Turrett family has persevered and grown stronger.

It is worth noting that the misspelling of the last name as "Tourout" by one of the uncles resulted in a secondary family name. Nevertheless, both variations, Turrett and Tourout, have been embraced by different branches of the family.

Overall, the Turrett family has demonstrated resilience and unity throughout their history, and their name continues to endure and thrive.
“Wow some tough you are mah son!”

Go on byi, I’m a Turrett mah son, you know favour then Turrett’s & Tourout’s yes hey?”
TURRETT by Patreon.com/SavageMedia October 31, 2023
A prominent typo of "turrets" in many games, particularly Infantry.
Herthbul> rofl my nade missed all the turrents
turrents by Homsar June 21, 2004

turret farmer 

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
turret farmer by Superman22 October 5, 2005

Carpal Turrets 

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.
They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.