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Turret
Turret by jackshiman January 21, 2018
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turret
An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.
turret by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003
Turret
Something used in the famous Roblox game "The Red Lake' to either put on automatic and afk, sit and spin or do something useful (somehow).
also turret day on november 2nd
also turret day on november 2nd
"Damn today's Turret day!"
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."
"dis guy spin on the trl turret"
"zaarkrey prays to turret god everyday to buff it."
Turret by TheRedLakeLover69 November 2, 2023
turret farmer
A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
turret farmer by Superman22 October 5, 2005
turret syndrome
The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.
Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.
Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.
turret syndrome by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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