Turmy 

The short, cool way of saying Turmeric in the 21st century.

Jon - Yo I had a turmy sandwich this morning. It was totally rad.

Brian - Dude turmy sandwiches are amazing. Almost as good as avocado toast.
Jon - True chainz my dude.

Turmy by yaboidon July 17, 2018

Turdy Dog 

Beyond "dirty dog," a "turdy dog" is someone who shits all over his friends.

Morris showed how much of a turdy dog he was when he dumped his date and ditched his friends at the concert.

Turdy Dog by Pistol Packing Pappy December 26, 2014

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.

Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism by spagoogle May 31, 2018

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.

If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks by Mjolnir12982 October 19, 2016

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.

Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

Tummy tickling tumble by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.

"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad

melting pearls on my tummy by tibu March 9, 2012

gummy tummy 

A stomach ache brought on by the consumption of large ammounts of gummy worms, gummy bears, and/or other gummies.
Gummy tummy has a distinctive feeling, unlike that of any other food related stomach ache.

Mark ate a whole tub of gummy worms. Dude had severe gummy tummy after that.

gummy tummy by jewleek April 8, 2010