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Turdouple 

1. Turd and Turdette individuals come together to form a coupling in the utmost fashion.
2. Turd has won the undying love from Turdette and is able to manipulate every possible situation.
3. Turd takes advantage of Turdette by making Turdette pay for everything from food, clothing, & shelter.
4. Turdette willingly without questioning, drive Turd everywhere including picking up Turd’s Turdling a hundred miles away.
5. Turdette has become the stepmother for Turd’s Turdlings.
Turdouple situation:

Turd: Hey, I will pay for the pool tonight since it’s my girlfriend’s (Turdette) birthday today.

*Turd goes to restroom*

Turdette: I can’t believe he did that. I’ll have to pay him back later and take him to his favorite restaurant BJ’s and give him a happy ending.

*Her former friends stare at one another and walk out the door from Turdette*
Turdouple by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010
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turdbulence 

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.
Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”
turdbulence by anonymous-g July 14, 2011
Up-and-coming French Canadian (Québécois) Minecraft YouTuber with, at the time of writing this, 555 subscribers on YouTube.
I have watched all of Turtuple's videos in their entirety.
Turtuple by translate February 23, 2022
It is a combination of "couple" and "triple" where the three individuals are in an equally inclusive relationship.
Tim, Pat and Lawrence all live together and share a california king while they enjoy being a "trouple."
Trouple by April from vancouverl January 3, 2011

turdculese 

The label given to a person who takes a colossal dump in an extremely short period of time while usually not seated and in a squatting position like a weightlifter dead-lifting . This person usually performs this event with a substantial amount of noise that often creates concern among bystanders in the vicinity. Modification Hercules
Bob, who was late for his meeting will forever be labeled "Turdculese" that day when he blew open the toilet stall door. He performed like Hafter Bjornsson going for the world record dead-lift and quite honestly sounded strangely similar only Bob was taking a colossal dump.
turdculese by MIABILL December 20, 2018
A person who stans Turlough and Nardole from Doctor Who but denies it.
A person: You totally stan Turlough and Nardole!

A Turdole: No I don't!
Turdole by notthingyyy May 4, 2019

Throuple 

Betty, Carol and and Carl were so in love, they are such a lovely throuple.
Throuple by JamieSeeer February 6, 2019
Word of the Day on November 17, 2019
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-Ramifications

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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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