Turdouple

1. Turd and Turdette individuals come together to form a coupling in the utmost fashion.
2. Turd has won the undying love from Turdette and is able to manipulate every possible situation.
3. Turd takes advantage of Turdette by making Turdette pay for everything from food, clothing, & shelter.
4. Turdette willingly without questioning, drive Turd everywhere including picking up Turd’s Turdling a hundred miles away.
5. Turdette has become the stepmother for Turd’s Turdlings.

Turdouple situation:

Turd: Hey, I will pay for the pool tonight since it’s my girlfriend’s (Turdette) birthday today.

*Turd goes to restroom*

Turdette: I can’t believe he did that. I’ll have to pay him back later and take him to his favorite restaurant BJ’s and give him a happy ending.

*Her former friends stare at one another and walk out the door from Turdette*

by EmancipateTheChildren December 4, 2010

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turdbulence

When one performs a violent or unsteady bowl movement typically after consuming Indian food and a milky beverage.

Person A: "How’d you go in the dunny?”
Person B: “It was sheer Turdbulence.”

by anonymous-g July 14, 2011

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Turtuple

Up-and-coming French Canadian (Québécois) Minecraft YouTuber with, at the time of writing this, 555 subscribers on YouTube.

I have watched all of Turtuple's videos in their entirety.

by translate February 23, 2022

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Trouple

It is a combination of "couple" and "triple" where the three individuals are in an equally inclusive relationship.

Tim, Pat and Lawrence all live together and share a california king while they enjoy being a "trouple."

by April from vancouverl January 3, 2011

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turdculese

The label given to a person who takes a colossal dump in an extremely short period of time while usually not seated and in a squatting position like a weightlifter dead-lifting . This person usually performs this event with a substantial amount of noise that often creates concern among bystanders in the vicinity. Modification Hercules

Bob, who was late for his meeting will forever be labeled "Turdculese" that day when he blew open the toilet stall door. He performed like Hafter Bjornsson going for the world record dead-lift and quite honestly sounded strangely similar only Bob was taking a colossal dump.

by MIABILL December 20, 2018

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