turdmonger

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

by maxell December 23, 2006

turdmonger

Someone who causes a lot of drama, or someone who dwells in crap.

Gee golly, she sure is being a turdmonger today.

by Frankie McFranken October 4, 2006

Turdmonger

Verb

i.e. the act of consuming excrement, in a lewd manner, directly from the anus of one's sexual partner. This term can also be used figuratively, as an alternative to brown-nosing and currying favour, as in turdmongering.

...wearing nothing but nipple tape, they turdmongered voraciously, losing themselves to the small hours of the night...hoping that this degenerate act would keep them in good standing with their superiors, securing their promotions...

by BitchfinderGeneral June 7, 2025