Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit

"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"

Turdfinger by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

turdminer 

1. One who probes for turds with their weiner.

2. One who likes butt play.

A: "I was in that butt for like 3 hours!!"
B: "Your such a turdminer."

turdminer by justadrunk August 16, 2004

tardfingers 

A temporary ailment, resulting in typing much like that of people who shit on their keyboards and choke on their pants.

"That guy is pretty gunny."
"Wow... You've got tardfingers today. You can't type for shit."

tardfingers by gide0n May 20, 2009

Turddigger 

The ultimate in fudgepackers, turdwigglers, and even ass bandits, usually the giver.
Garrison, when he was with Mister Slave, from southpark, is a great example of this.

That guy is SUCH a turddigger! he's so gay!

Turddigger by De Lumpdumper December 21, 2017

TriFinger 

Pleasuring a female with tres fingers. Bound to make a mother orgasm.

Your mom squirted so fast last night when I trifingered her

TriFinger by Stickycarseats January 30, 2019

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdlinger 

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007