Turdwonker 

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

Turdwonker by HandRat July 2, 2021

turdboner 

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.

1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"

turdboner by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012

turdwinder 

an animated piece of turd that can crawl like a sidewinder

Watch out for that turdwinder, it's chasing you!

turdwinder by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdmonkey 

one part poop, one part primate

that woman is a real turdmonkey

turdmonkey by Brad F September 25, 2006

turdonkey 

A turdonkey is what you call a fat chick that sits in the middle of a ski run and blocks everyone else from going down the mountain. Combines a "turkey" which refers to a person who takes up the middle of a ski run and a "donkey" which refers to a fat, ugly chick.

I almost skied right into that dumbass turdonkey today as I skied down a run. Would of been like hitting an elk with your truck.

turdonkey by skidoo8649 February 15, 2010

turdmonger 

a derogatory term for any homosexual and/or assbandit.

don't drop the soap around that guy, he's a real turdmonger!

turdmonger by maxell December 23, 2006

Turdonken

It’s a cross between a Turtle, a Donkey and a chicken. Basically calling them a slow, jackass, who’s a coward all in one.

You such a stubborn turdonken!!

We could’ve been there 2 hours ago if you weren’t such a turdonken

Turdonken by Sloppy021704 March 12, 2018