Turdcake

When a situation/event/item/story or person seems really appealing but turns out to be full of shit.
Like slicing into a delicious looking cake and finding a dogshit in the middle of it.

I got really exited when i heard about Terminator 3 but it wad a total fucking turdcake man!

by maktimus April 7, 2014

Tardcake

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

Turd Cake

A cake whitch is infact made out of turds, a favoured food of turd munchers.

Britney Spears: "mmmmm.... that turd cake sure was nutty Lindsay"

Lindsay Lohan: "Just the way I like it Britney"

by Matt Willy October 26, 2007

turdmaker

someone who talks a lot of shit.

Did you hear what she said?
Yeah! what a turdmaker! Someone needs to put her in her place.

by ** us ** March 3, 2011

turd cake

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.

ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.

by Max Chill February 26, 2010

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

tardcake

what you call your friends when they act retarded.

hey tardcake how you doin

by sarah!! February 11, 2007