Tardcake

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

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what you call your friends when they act retarded.

hey tardcake how you doin

by sarah!! February 11, 2007

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1. Someone whose behavior can only be described as tarty AND cakey at the same time.

2. An extremely stupid person who says an extremely stupid thing, and leaves you to the point where you are so stunned by this extreme stupidity that the only thing you could possibly make come out of your mouth is tartcake.

3. A very delicious dessert idea, with frosting and sprinkles!

(see definition number 1....if you aren't a tartcake)

Emilee said "Name your children Petey, Treaty, and Smurf." I could only possibly respond with "You, Emilee, are a tartcake."
Then Emilee asked if she had sprinkles, and it verified my above response.

by sprinklelover77 July 28, 2008

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Tardcase

When you want to sound (ironically) stupid over text so you spam the shift key as you type to get a random assortment of capital and lowercase letters.

This is very common when someone doesn’t have an good argument during a debate over the internet, so they resort to mocking using the format described.

Chad: Imagine watching all the socialist dictatorships fail, killing between 100 and 200 million people, being left with Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela, and still thinking there's a chance.

SoyBoy: vEnEzUeLa

Chad: You think putting socialism's most recent disaster in tardcase is an argument?

by Free_ICE_kids November 7, 2021

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Turdcake

When a situation/event/item/story or person seems really appealing but turns out to be full of shit.
Like slicing into a delicious looking cake and finding a dogshit in the middle of it.

I got really exited when i heard about Terminator 3 but it wad a total fucking turdcake man!

by maktimus April 7, 2014

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