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Turbo-Tank 

Having sex with three fraternity members in less than 24 hours with no shower
Turbo-Tank slept with three Tau Kappa Epsilon members in 24 hours
Turbo-Tank by hahafunny101 October 25, 2011

Turbowanker 

Male that masturbates with very fast hand movements in order to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible
Dude: "I think I'm going to beat off before class starts"

Other Dude: "Whoow dude, class starts in less than two minutes!!"

Dude: "No prob, I'm a Turbowanker"
Turbowanker by The Swaffle King August 24, 2014

turbowank 

A turbowank is a a form of masturbation by which an individual speedily pleasures one’s self to a climax, an accelerated version of a normal wank.
Jimmy wanted post-nut clarity when thinking about texting his ex, but was almost late to a meeting.

So, Jimmy had a turbowank; he decided not to text his ex, and was on time to his meeting - success!
turbowank by dababy101 May 21, 2020

Turbodank 

1. Something or someone awesome.

2. Marijuana of very high quality; Danker than usual.
Ex 1. Guy: "M8 that T-shirt looks Turbodank."

Dude: "Thanks m80."

Ex 2. Mr.: "Honey do you have any of that good shit?"
Mrs.: "Yes dear I got some of that Turbodank."
Mr.: "Turbodank!? My god that's the finest kush around!"
Turbodank by Jesus420blazeitfgt October 25, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026