Perhaps the most powerful being in existence, he stores his excess power in a magical fedora for the day that those he created rise up in rebellion against him.
Oh man, that's Tunay, we should all start grovelling and praising him as is decreed in the Bibble
An unclean vagina. (derived from the combination of the joke: "Why don't you eat out your girlfriend in the Morning? Ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?" and the famous fish-vagina connection)