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Tunamoist

The disgusting gunk marketed by corporations such as Bumblebee or Thai Union as Canned Tuna.

Could also be used to describe an aroused woman who hasn't showered since the last time she fucked a fish.
What would you like for lunch? I have some tunamoist, or I have this piece of bread I accidentally wiped my ass with.
by FakeName411 February 8, 2017
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Tunaism is the religion of worshiping the Almighty Tuna Fish. This religion is practiced by at least one person.

You must eat a can of tuna daily and pray to the Almighty Tuna Fish before each meal. Tunaism is hopefully gaining popularity. It was started by one lone female in a small California town, once she decided the the tuna fish was the most beautiful thing in the world, and could help solve global warming.
A tunaist will often be see singing gospel songs while cradling a can of tuna close to their heart.
by Morrigon March 22, 2008
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