Perhaps the most powerful being in existence, he stores his excess power in a magical fedora for the day that those he created rise up in rebellion against him.
Oh man, that's Tunay, we should all start grovelling and praising him as is decreed in the Bibble
Commonly referred to as “Tuna” this man is a god in all forms. As decreed by ancient law, any person to come across a Tunay is to bow and offer greetings. A delicious fish and a fantastic friend.
I met a Tunay In the street yesterday. He gave me the power of the wind and seas. But only over Turkey
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*