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trumping down by Chas501 December 4, 2016
Tampinco Toke
1. (Verb) A rare and arcane method of ritual cocksucking that involves bending-over within a circle of twelve pudgy nude homosexuals, or "dumplings" as they are called, preferably bald and hairless, and systematically sucking one cock whilst the opposing "dumpling" buttfucks the Tampinco Toker, without lube, for approximately 10 seconds each, until the Tampinco Toker turns, counter clockwise for the next two opposing cocks in the sequence, and repeats. This is repeated until all twelve dumplings have nutted in either the Tampinco Toker's sullen mouth (swallowing is the Tampinco Toker's way) or well-worn asshole.
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
2.(Noun) Central participant of the "Tampinco Toke" as in "Tampinco Toker"; The Tampinco Toker is traditionally a diminuitive homosexual "bottom" in order to limit the diameter of the circle, as the small Phillipine huts where the practice originated could not accommodate the larger circles required of taller "Tampinco Tokers." Modern expansive architecture has since made the ritual sex-act's height requirement all but irrelevant for all but purists of the "Tampinco Toke."
"Hey, Odin, you want to go grab some lunch?"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
"Naw man, I'm full as a muthafucka!"
"You already ate?"
"FOSHO! I just got back from a Tampinco Toke session, and I got more jizz in my belly and ass than a Thai ladyboy!"
"So THAT'S WHY YOU SMELL LIKE A CUM OMELETTE!"
"Taste the rainbow, bitches!"
Tampinco Toke by Dawnn Keekong November 29, 2012
Tumininu
A lady that brings joy and love. She is irreplaceable and adorable, emotional and intelligent.
The aspect of her protruding eyes is captivating, she walks in beauty of the night under the lustrous stars
She is glee-driven, honest to the bone, reserved and contented.
As the name implies in Yoruba, she is a pacifist and a home of solace; you'd be the luckiest and happiest person when she let's you in
She is literally a Lilliput in size and can be annoying sometimes
The aspect of her protruding eyes is captivating, she walks in beauty of the night under the lustrous stars
She is glee-driven, honest to the bone, reserved and contented.
As the name implies in Yoruba, she is a pacifist and a home of solace; you'd be the luckiest and happiest person when she let's you in
She is literally a Lilliput in size and can be annoying sometimes
Trumpin
This would be used like dude, you trumpin. Can't control yourself when you experience a direct, implied, or nonexistent attacked on your personal abilities. Responding excessively or unnecessarily on social media.
" you trumpin every time you have to respond to some nonsense on social media. "
Thin skin, can't take a joke, narcissistic, control freak, etc.
Thin skin, can't take a joke, narcissistic, control freak, etc.
Trumpin by Ratchet Maja December 28, 2016
Trumpin
The act of acting like a dimwitted, short sighted, greedy piglet. Origin : - Black Desert Online
The act of destroying mobs in a MMO(RPG)
The act of destroying mobs in a MMO(RPG)
Trumpin by PewPewSnip June 15, 2017
Trumping Up
1. An exaggeration or magnification of a problem, issue, statement, finding, facts, estimation or result.
2. An attempt to deceive others by making something seem larger,better,worse or more important than it really is or needs to be.
3. Such conduct was developed or at least perfected by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
2. An attempt to deceive others by making something seem larger,better,worse or more important than it really is or needs to be.
3. Such conduct was developed or at least perfected by the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.
Trumping Up by My Kraken January 24, 2017
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"