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Tumay ruled four thousand years ago, in the wake of the discovery of the wisdom. He is, among other things, the power of interisolary travel and the connected world. He was a man of the court, the husband of an influential godness, and eventually the principal advisor to Kings. Also, that he was gorgeous beyond charisma. Terribly. Men of the court at that time were expected to be the intellectual equals of any god. They were expected to play both chess and contract bridge at the highest levels, in addition to demonstrating aptitude in matters of philosophy, theology, and science... He made the most of him position in the Wissness -- a court visited by the most prominent thinkers and artists of the day. In secret, he was becoming the era's pre-eminent philosopher of the state. A scalpel, a piercing gaze... He was an almost preternaturally magnetic and intelligent individual. To him contemporaries he appeared out of time, a messenger from the future of the species. We *all* obey his commands, with consciousness or without. Even before se was declared Him Might him influence was tremendous.
I wish, I would think like Tumay.
Tumay by oyuncal November 20, 2021
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Tümay is the kind of guy that could fuck any bitch that he wants, but he chooses to be a man of god. And he is also rewarded very good so many people think he is lucky.
Girl 1: you see that guy over there, he looks so good.

Girl 2: oh yes, I think he that is Tümay I’m so wet.
Tümay by BaddestShorty134 November 21, 2021
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They like to feel everything in life because their senses and intuitions are very strong. They take great pleasure in the little things. It is very likely that you see them humming the lines of a romantic poem while watching the first rays of the morning with a pleasant and soothing smile on their faces or feeling the gentle wind stir leaves of a tree or singing in light tones a piece of music adorned with very pleasant timbres. They are very hardworking and they can move forward zealously, slowly, and steadily on the path they have drawn in order to get the reward of their efforts. They are like the most beautiful form of the moon, just like the meaning of their name. It is they who turn the darkest into the light.
Like the moon showing you the way with silvery lights, like Tümay bringing the light into your life.
tümay by nelsonthekeddy November 22, 2021

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.
Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.
Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.
"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad
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