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Tumay ruled four thousand years ago, in the wake of the discovery of the wisdom. He is, among other things, the power of interisolary travel and the connected world. He was a man of the court, the husband of an influential godness, and eventually the principal advisor to Kings. Also, that he was gorgeous beyond charisma. Terribly. Men of the court at that time were expected to be the intellectual equals of any god. They were expected to play both chess and contract bridge at the highest levels, in addition to demonstrating aptitude in matters of philosophy, theology, and science... He made the most of him position in the Wissness -- a court visited by the most prominent thinkers and artists of the day. In secret, he was becoming the era's pre-eminent philosopher of the state. A scalpel, a piercing gaze... He was an almost preternaturally magnetic and intelligent individual. To him contemporaries he appeared out of time, a messenger from the future of the species. We *all* obey his commands, with consciousness or without. Even before se was declared Him Might him influence was tremendous.
I wish, I would think like Tumay.
Tumay by oyuncal November 20, 2021
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Tümay is the kind of guy that could fuck any bitch that he wants, but he chooses to be a man of god. And he is also rewarded very good so many people think he is lucky.
Girl 1: you see that guy over there, he looks so good.

Girl 2: oh yes, I think he that is Tümay I’m so wet.
Tümay by BaddestShorty134 November 21, 2021
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They like to feel everything in life because their senses and intuitions are very strong. They take great pleasure in the little things. It is very likely that you see them humming the lines of a romantic poem while watching the first rays of the morning with a pleasant and soothing smile on their faces or feeling the gentle wind stir leaves of a tree or singing in light tones a piece of music adorned with very pleasant timbres. They are very hardworking and they can move forward zealously, slowly, and steadily on the path they have drawn in order to get the reward of their efforts. They are like the most beautiful form of the moon, just like the meaning of their name. It is they who turn the darkest into the light.
Like the moon showing you the way with silvery lights, like Tümay bringing the light into your life.
tümay by nelsonthekeddy November 22, 2021

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and anus simultaneously forcefully. Can be symptoms of multiple

sicknesses.
Eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get Two-Tip Tummy Terrorism

Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks

An old Thai pastime involving at least four participants, two of whom must be male, a few spare chromosomes, and at least two viagra.

First the two males in question must buttfuck the other two participants for an equal, aforementioned period of time, without climaxing. Then, they must pull their shitdicks out and stand helmet to helmet, hands behind their backs, and swordfish the using only their hips, creating a meatsaber duel not unlike Luke vs Vader in Return of the Jedi. Neither can move their feet, or use any part of their body but their Dicks. First to quit, fall to a knee in pain, or breaks formation, loses, and must blow the victor.
If you have never witnesses a game of Chocolate-Frosted Tummy-Sticks, no example will do it justice...

Tummy tickling tumble 

A tummy tickling tumble occurs when one with a long member, reaches so deep it feels like a tummy tickling.
Wanda screamed that Devoon's penis tickled her in that tummy tickling tumble!

melting pearls on my tummy 

Spanking the monkey. Masturbation.
"Well, I'll be upstairs melting pearls on my tummy if you need me." Roger on American Dad
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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