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Tuma
Traditional name of Wayuu necklaces. They could be made from coral, archaeological leaf’s main rib, gold and all these combined.
Tuma by Mr. Clever May 25, 2019
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TUMA
TUMA stands for Thumb up my ass. This is said when waiting for someone for a long time, who doesn't seem to be going anywhere.
Person 1: I'm coming just let me to this one thing.
Person 2: You aren't coming, you've been there with me waiting here forever.
Person 1: No, I'm coming just wait a second.
Person 2: Come on! I'm waiting with my TUMA!
Person 2: You aren't coming, you've been there with me waiting here forever.
Person 1: No, I'm coming just wait a second.
Person 2: Come on! I'm waiting with my TUMA!
TUMA by AlcoholicsAnonymous May 1, 2016
Dirty Tuma
Someone who smokes 10 packs of cigarettes out of their asshole while smoking pot after snorting 12Oz of crushed sleeping pills
Person1: yo dude, you should do the Dirty Tuma
Person2: Fuck that! im not trying to kill myself
Person1: I'll give you $100
Person2: ight bet
Person2: Fuck that! im not trying to kill myself
Person1: I'll give you $100
Person2: ight bet
Dirty Tuma by AuxCord January 25, 2022
Tumajarbisaun
The underdog of Wenomechainsama.
person 1: wenomechainsama, Tumajarbisaun
nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."
person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.
nerd with crooked teeth: *your
nerd with crooked teeth: No, Its misspelled incorrectly. It's, "When i met you in the summer, To my heartbeat's sound."
person1: You're teeth are shapped incorrectly.
nerd with crooked teeth: *your
Tumajarbisaun by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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