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noun.
Josie's Bestfriend, and now it's legit. Urban Dictionary legit. :3. So tell it to the big bird you frog-cat-house-armadillo-person.
noun.
cat - Woah, Josie is freaking tall
armadillo - & Tulip. is like freaking short, how do they talk?!
cat - idk, but that is one freaking ninja cool friendship
armadillo - yuppers :3
Tulip. by josie chau May 2, 2010
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A tulip is a special type of joint which looks like a regular joint with a sack of marijuana on the end of it, which is made by sticking four rolling papers together in a large rectangle, placing an ample amount of weed in the centre, licking the edges and attaching it to the main shaft. I think. Hell I can roll but I can't roll these little bastards. Effects are very potent, and a tulip lasts a long time.

Be warned, though, if you've got a roller who is crap and/or stoned, there is a possible risk of the fucker spilling the entire thing on the floor.
Guy 1: "How mcuh weed we got left?"
Guy 2: "Quite a bit."
Guy 1: "Enough for... a tulip?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"
tulip by Rep August 24, 2004
a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin
Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!
tulip by ICE*MIMI October 16, 2010
Female reproductive organ; used to gain money or power. Has two lips but cannot speak. In rare cases the TULIP has been known to make a male reproductive organ breathe fire.
"Hey man, how far did you get with her last night?"
"I just tickled her tulip a bit!"
TULIP by TickleMyTulip April 26, 2010
Tulip is typically someone with a huge heart and great personality. She cares a lot about her friends and always has their backs. She’s probably mega tall and likes to flex about it. She’s really talented and has a lot of potential. Tulip has an amazing sense of humor and is super smart and is super fun to be around. You’ll want to keep a friend like Tulip
Person 1: Tulip is so cool!!
Person 2: Yeah dude she rocks and is so bae!
Tulip by bae who slays April 15, 2020
Tulip is typically someone with a huge heart and great personality. She cares a lot about her friends and always has their backs. She’s probably mega tall and likes to flex about it. She’s really talented and has a lot of potential. Tulip has an amazing sense of humor and is super smart and is super fun to be around. You’ll want to keep a friend like Tulip.
Person 1: Tulip is so cool!!
Person 2: Yeah dude she rocks and is so bae!
Tulip by bae who slays April 15, 2020
abbreviated form of the phrase "tight little package" to describe a very attractive woman's body
tulip by FeO2E August 16, 2009
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