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tulip'd

when you have a kill in COD but your buddy steals the kill instead
Man you just tulip'd me
by nickro9 June 4, 2021
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Tulip Dip

Female T-Bag, raising and lowering of the vagina repeatedly onto a face or another object.
Johnny was being rude, so Suzy secretly tulip dipped his bologna sandwich.
by DonkeyTeeth McTitShits July 4, 2021
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dirt tulip

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.
by coug dude May 18, 2015
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dutch tulip

a lesbian sex position. in the 69 position but on your sides. legs provide a comfortable head rest.
"im sick of the same old 69... lets do a dutch tulip for neck support"
by chickychicky October 7, 2012
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dutch tulip

In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.

The long version...
The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
I've been hammering bae's butthole a lot lately and last night I gave her a Dutch Tulip.
by bradgnar September 7, 2016
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dirty tulip

An woman whos vagina is fucked hard till her legs shake off. Fucked by a man named Deondre.
by Chicken Mcnugs April 16, 2020
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one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.
"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.
by berryinaspin_ December 20, 2005
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