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When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
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Get the dutch tulip mug.In short a dutch tulip is when someone has a rectal prolapse.
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
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The history of the dutch tulip mimics a common scenario faced by a woman and her butthole when in a relationship with a man. In the early 1600's(early part of the relationship) the tulip(butthole) experiences a tulip mania(the guy wants her butthole) for reasons unknown(for reasons unknown) and everyone buys tulips(they try anal) then the price of the Dutch Tulip goes really high(they start sticking all kinds of things in her butthole). Not long after the price of the tulip goes to astronomical heights(think butthole fisting) the price floor of the tulip collapses(the rectal prolapse occurs) ruining many dutch investors(her butt hurts and she gets dumped).
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Get the dirty tulip mug.one of the famous and fascinating paintings by rembrandt; displaying the social, intellectual and spiritual atmosphere of the 17th century's europe. It’s a painting of a doctor named nicolas tulp who is a wellknown and influential anatomist in amsterdam; demonstrating an autopsy lesson to several students.
"the anatomy lesson of dr.tulp" impresses by the dramatic concentration of the figures on Tulp's demonstration of the dissection of a forearm.
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