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A short, rounded peice of fecal matter that disengages itself from the mass and falls separately from the mass. Most commonly seen in pets, especially dogs. It's often seen dropped on the floor after successfully defacating outside. More often than not, it's the final peice of feces of the total mass.
Uh oh!! There's a tudball on the carpet! Where's that dog?! I'm not pickin' that thing up.
tudball by Cheryl September 28, 2004
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When a person or an animal is chubby or fat.
"Put the doughnut down you friggin' tudball!"
Tudball by TudballMcGee July 20, 2016

turdball 

A smelly, sleazy, nasty, contemptible person.
Maudiebelle is a real, live turdball.
turdball by Steviedee January 21, 2004

turdball neighbors 

Neighbors who are the worst, most horrific nightmare people you have ever been forced to live next door to.
Here comes our turdball neighbors in their hellishly loud vehicle, watch them park and try to roll themselves, totally tanked, out of the car while they argue over which one is gonna fuck someone else while the other is at work!
turdball neighbors by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2019

turdball 

Someone or something that is a disgrace or a bad influence on everyone. A turdball usually ticks everyone off by representing their stupidity in the least valuable ways. A turdball can also be defined with the following: someone that smells like crap, as if rolled in turds. For this is why the word gets its meaning. A turdball is disliked. The word is used as an insult, not a compliment.

A turdball can also be a ball of turds, or crap. For example, a small and round turd could be called a turdball.
1. "Stop it, Allysa! You are being a turdball!"
2. The turdball walked down the street, shoving the kids down onto the pavement.
3. The toddler's mother found turdballs all over her floor. She called her husband over to clean them up before they stained the carpet.
turdball by itchypants47 November 22, 2016

Turdballs 

Black jeans, generally a size tighter than they should be, which announce to anyone in the vicinity of the wearer exactly the type of scumbag they should expect to be dealing with in the immediate future. These white trash denim slacks are perfect for any important trailer park event including, but not limited to, weddings, funerals, fresh back from a 4 year bid upstate welcome home parties, and of course, standing around a smoker for hours on end cooking a meal that could have been done in 15min on a grill. Always accessorize with a snake skin belt, cross trainer sneakers, and ideally a Vegas Jacket in order to look fresh to death while cruising on your bird scooter with your ride or die crew.
PD Dave: Hey man, are you ready to go yet?

Big Creepy: Just need to strap on my Turdballs and I will be ready to get beaver hunting!
Turdballs by Falcon Thunder Fist November 2, 2022

turdball 

A person who is not very nice to other people.
That guy over there is such a turdball! All he ever does is insult people. Someone should just punch him!
turdball by funny fellas January 15, 2014
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