TubeSpeak

Writing comments on YouTube in a way to avoid your comment being detected and censored by YouTube's algorithms.

There is no such thing as the sars covee too bug. It has never been isolated. The vackseens do more harm than good.

Sorry for using TubeSpeak, my comment has already been deleted five times.

by The White Trash Scholar November 29, 2021

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Tubesteak Sandwich

A guy's dick (tubesteak) in either a broad's mouth (cheeks act as buns) or between her ass-cheeks (cheeks again act as buns)

Lisa does not like sandwiches, unless it’s a tubesteak sandwich!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

turnspeak

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.

Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.

by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007

tubesteak tuesdays

all you can eat dick on tuesdays.

when a chick comes over and gives you a blow job on tuesday

aww shit its tubesteaks tuesday i got three chicks coming over today.

hey its tubesteak tuesdays at the lil pickle wanna cum?

by hot dog n a taco May 15, 2009

tubesteak

Beef in cylindrical form.
Slang for male genitalia.

My, that's a tasty tubesteak! I sure like it in my mouth!

by josh November 5, 2002