Definitions by AnalSpittoon

McButthole

1. The greasy fetid cornhole of a McDonalds patron.

2. Any proponent of corporate fascism.

1. "Smegory was pounding Ronald's McButthole with his man-sized manacotti."

2. "Union Carbide is a McButthole." (see Bhopal)

McButthole by Analspittoon December 24, 2004

Thugmart 

1. A mythological store (usually located in "the ghetto") where people who possess a home-made "thug-look" (of any genre or denomination) purchase their attire, acutrement and accessories. (This includes clothes, other wearables and possessions of any sort including extremely patched up pants, studded jackets, mad-max-looking automobiles, custom bycicles, crowbars and pipebombs.)

2. A person with home-made or DIY gear.

3. Any object which may have originated from the Thugmart.

1. Joe-schmoe: "Hey dude, where'd you get that badass studed jacket/vest/backpack/forehead?"
Crustopher: Thugmart, dude!

2. "Crustina is totally Thugmart!!"

3. "Hey Malicen, that pipebomb/bycicle is hella Thugmart."

Thugmart by Analspittoon December 24, 2004

McPhilliac 

One who chronically enguages in and/or ingests McGina/McDouche.

A new kind of Mac Attack: McPhilliac.

McPhilliac by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

McDouche 

The female equivalent of McGina.

The many uses of beef patties...

McDouche by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

McGina 

1. The act of fucking a Big Mac. Also, the burger used for this purpose.
2. A person who compulsively enguages in McGina (McPhilliac).
3. one who ingests the aftermath of McGina (especially unwittingly).
4. The unctuous asshole of one who habitually eats "food" from McDonalds. (See also McButthole.)

Three all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in your sesame seed buns.

McGina by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

TubeSteak 

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

TubeSteak by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

chronocide 

A massive waste of time. Defiance of time, either physically, figuratively or philisophically. To rebel against the idea of time. To regress socially or politically on a macro level. The destruction of time itself.
(adj. Chronocidal)

"Electoral politics is chronocide for civil rights."

chronocide by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004