AnalSpittoon's definitions

McGina

1. The act of fucking a Big Mac. Also, the burger used for this purpose.
2. A person who compulsively enguages in McGina (McPhilliac).
3. one who ingests the aftermath of McGina (especially unwittingly).
4. The unctuous asshole of one who habitually eats "food" from McDonalds. (See also McButthole.)

Three all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions in your sesame seed buns.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

McPhilliac

One who chronically enguages in and/or ingests McGina/McDouche.

A new kind of Mac Attack: McPhilliac.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

McDouche

The female equivalent of McGina.

The many uses of beef patties...

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

TubeSteak

A curious food of variable sizes whose owner is always looking to feed it to someone else. Found both domestically and abroad, this delicacy is commonly served with a robust white sauce.
Bon apetite.

My woman was getting hungry one night, so I threw down the tubesteak. I can't believe she ate the whole thing! We're so very proud.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

Chronoslaughter

A violent waste of time. Extreme waste of time. Failing to keep track of time. The destruction of usefulness by inaction. The cessation of time or of conceptual of time. The removal of all notion or sense of time. Negligence of time. Defiance of the principal of time.
(See also chronocide)

I spent HOURS on the interweb today, but didn't get a thing done. Complete chronoslaughter!

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

chronocide

A massive waste of time. Defiance of time, either physically, figuratively or philisophically. To rebel against the idea of time. To regress socially or politically on a macro level. The destruction of time itself.
(adj. Chronocidal)

"Electoral politics is chronocide for civil rights."

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004

cockhunger

The insatiable craving for penis.

I pissing off to the bar--gotta sate my cockhunger.

by AnalSpittoon December 22, 2004