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turnspeak 

A term which, when used, is a signal to turn your back on the speaker lest your ears be burned by half truths and distortions.
Man everytime Dershowitz opens his mouth is it turnspeak. I wish he would stop.
turnspeak by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007
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Tyraspeak 

Words coined or used by supermodel Tyra Banks in ther show ANTM (America's Next Top Model) that have become a particular kind of slang recurrent on the show.
"I don't watch ANTM, so I don't understand all of your Tyraspeak".

smize flawsome fierce
Tyraspeak by jmy November 17, 2013

teenspeak 

A dialect of the English language used by teenagers (normally between the ages of 13 and 18, though there has recently been a leap in speakers).
This form of speech includes an overuse of words such as "like" and "umm". There is debate over whether small words such as "what" and "so" should be added, but as for now it is only the two previous words that can be easily linked to this dialect.
God, that kid needs to learn that teenspeak and English are NOT the same language. I mean, he's always going, "Like, I heard that, like, there's gonna be a party on, like, the umm... the 24th."
teenspeak by Voices-In-My-Head November 15, 2007
When you're speaking the truth, when what you're hearing is definitely true.

Used in Tazed and Confused, a Second City Play in Toronto, ON.
"I hear what you're saying, man. It's truespeak, truespeak fo' sho"
truespeak by Tanker84 March 20, 2008

Turnsteads 

An estate in the chavy town of Cleckheaton in West Yorkshire. The people who live there seem to be on the Jeremy Kyle show often. The people are inbreads.
Turnsteads Turnsteads Estate

Turpeakeycok 

Someone who acts like a mix between a turkey and a peacock
Kasey stop being a turpeakeycok’
Turpeakeycok by Turpeakeycok March 18, 2021

teenspeak 

Internet slang mainly used by fat, lazy, and/or stupid teens who's iq is 100x their weight. Catagorized by stupidly acronymizing three letter words that only take about a quarter second of typing. (people who spell you wrong, i'm especially talking to you!)
whitgrl24:omg y u bi disin n mi?
Me: because you're an idiot, now stop using teenspeak or i'll use this rake to cut your heart out, then pee on it
teenspeak by Theamazingbender October 19, 2006
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