He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.
Instead of saying "true true" when you get moded.
or
Instead of saying "Touche'" when you get corrected.
Me: Hurry up Jen
Jen: Suck my ****
Me: You don't have a ****
Jen: It's bigger than yours
Me: I was gonna tell you a joke about my penis but it's too long
Jen: I was gonna tell you a joke about my vagina but you won't get it.
Me: ...dang, Truche'