glans 

The fireman's helmet; the head of the penis; the red, sensitive part near the tip: the part that if you lick it hard enough will make your man cum.

Tom nibbled and licked Greg's glans until Greg squealed.

glans by Jacon (jay-son) August 23, 2003

Glans 

A stupid British version of the tip of the penis.

"Oy mate, don't get your glans caught between the toilet seat."

"No one knows what you just said."

Glans by PeterSEG July 28, 2022

glans dam 

For males, the toilet paper you use to protect the head of your penis from a foreign toilet seat while seated.

I know you had to use a glans dam in that nasty ass bathroom.

glans dam by King Glans August 15, 2011

glans matching 

A verb referring to when a male and female show their glanses to each other. The boy or man shows his penis glans and a girl or woman shows her clitoris glans. It is non-sexual and is done to compare or to see whether it is homologous. Its also done with an intent to emphasize the sexual ambiguity between genders and sexes. This psychologically brings males and females back to their fetal stage before the y chromosome caused sexual differentiation. It is also done by feminists who wish to declare the presence of a phallus.

Hey, guess what Chelsea and Bob were doing round the corner? They were glans matching.

glans matching by tory borty August 27, 2013

Glans Cuck 

A man who is desperate for acceptance, approval, and affection from women. This desperation has led to the compromise of his beliefs and values, the desecration of his dignity and self-worth, and his inability to stand up for himself and what he deserves as a human being, eg. Loyalty, Fidelity, and Honesty in a romantic relationship.

What a fucking "Glans Cuck", shes clearly lying about her feelings.

Glans Cuck by FippyDippy November 24, 2020

Glans Trender 

Spoonerism of the word Transgender. A Sex Change Artiste. A Gender - any, all, or none - Faddist.

Glans is a sexual organ (i.e. penis, vagina) - Trender is a follower of fads = Glans Trender is a Gonad Fashionista.

Pat is such a glans trender ever since her/his second sex-change mulligan.

Glans Trender by Bob Who September 16, 2019

to glans 

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

to glans by Teh PF January 3, 2005