Truncheon 

A gentlemen's erect love muscle

Gary teased Sharon with his twitching truncheon before slipping it in, much to Sharons delight

Truncheon by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

truncheon 

a device used by a donnachie to provide sexual pleasure to his watt

oh mike, i dont want to appear soft in front of you, can i shove my truncheon up your arse?

truncheon by ben dover July 4, 2004

Truncheon 

An alternative word to describe one’s penis, deriving from a wooden baton carried by police which closely resembles the shape of a shaft and bellend.

“Jaysus Mick, I can see your big dirty truncheon through your trousers you langer”

Truncheon by Edward of All Men July 15, 2023

Truncheon massage 

England: The illegal or illicit beating of prisoners or suspects by members of a police force.

The four police officers were charged with giving Rodney King a truncheon massage.

Truncheon massage by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

love truncheon 

Love Truncheon: the glans penis

He had a love truncheon the size of a donkey.
Q. How could someone with a bonce like yours get to root her?
A. Once I unleashed the love truncheon she knew she couldn't resist.

love truncheon by Coitdog October 21, 2005

a beating from the love truncheon 

to slap a woman roughly in the face with your penis. Works better with a massive penis.

Davidson quite regularly takes a beating from the love truncheon.

a beating from the love truncheon by S Hussein April 3, 2003

Composite Truncheon 

A truncheon made from a composite materials or an erection.
Wood is a composite material.

I said to the girl in the bar the other night, have you seen my composite truncheon? She looked at me, and I said cos I've got wood!

I swear that smokin chick was checking out my composite truncheon!

Composite Truncheon by Svenagain March 6, 2010