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Trumptonite 

A new element in the periodic table with atomic number of infinity. It's a beautiful number, in fact its the best of all known elements in the universe, except for gold. Because gold is shiny and pretty. The primary and only known use of Trumptonite is to endorse political candidates.

Side effects of coming into possession of Trumptonite are to torpedo an election campaign and/or the reputation of public figures because it weighs so much.

One atom of Trumptonite weighs more than anything else (vagueness intentional) anywhere, ever.
Trump endorsed a candidate for U.S. Senate and now that candidate's campaign is covered in Trumptonite which is why the lost their election.
Trumptonite by NorwoodNative November 14, 2022
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triptonite 

a person's biggest trigger during a psychadelic trip, guaranteed to send them into a shadow realm bad trip experience
Alex: did she have fun at burning man?
Deen: nah she gets this unfortunate anxiety around repetitive music, it's kinda like her triptonite
Pat: sounds kinda f-tier
triptonite by defnotpatdeenalex September 8, 2022

Trumpnite 

Two weeks, or the amount of time it takes for people to forget the most recent horrible thing Donald Trump did. This also includes topping his own previous atrocities.
Hey bro how do you feel about Trump saying he doesn't "kid around" about police brutality?

Man, that was a Trumpnite ago. He said a month ago that "when the looting starts, the shooting starts". This is where we are now...
Trumpnite by zorlox June 24, 2020

thrumptonated

(adjective) Used to describe a city that looks like thrumpton
lady:this city is strange
lady2:yes it is rather thrumptonated

trumponitize 

The act of accusing your opponents without substantive evidence.
He just trumponitize his political rival for having rig the district elections.
trumponitize by Wonder2019 November 6, 2020
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