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Trumpire 

A trumpire is in charge of officiating and enforcing rules and making bad judgments that only serve the 'trumps'.
The term is often shortened to the colloquial form 'trump'. The trumpire works soley for himself and his empire while also serving some elite or members of the 1%.
"Yo Spanky... Are you going to watch the Red Sox play that new baseball team formed by those wall street people today?"

"No... The tickets are $8000 dollars for regular people and the trumpire owns the team and will rig it so the Red Sox lose and then grab your wifes pussy while destroying the country."

"Oh... ok."
Trumpire by ECHOROCK August 22, 2017

Trumpflake 

Someone who Reaches far for anything to defend their loser president who has done wrong. Trying to use other past person, place, or thing to steer the conversation away from Trump, they will use name call and playground bully mentality to save face when defending Trump, only to fail. They will even attack someone's FB page in order to defend their state of loserness... poor folks.
And I sure as HELL don't Feel Bad for you ... YOU are a BITTER WASHED UP 2nd Rate Actor - post from a Trumpflake attacking a celeb.
That racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic or any combination of those uncle that you didn't want to see during the holidays.

Note: this can be interchanged for cousins, aunts, grandparents etc.
My trumple started a fight with me so I made a contribution in his name to the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Trumple by CaitiMI November 24, 2016
The act of presenting a prejudiced opinion with mindless swagger.

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Boy, that Mussolini knew how to trumple an opponent.
trumple by gnostic3 July 30, 2016

trumplify 

trumplified; trumplifying

1. (intransitive verb) To amplify misinformation through wide-reaching social platforms such as the news and social media.
2. (transitive verb) To over-simplify a complex issue with malicious or deceitful intent with self-serving goals, often with widespread disastrous consequences.

trumplification (noun)
1. The dissembling 45th U.S. president would repeatedly trumplify in order to stoke animosity amongst otherwise civil acquaintances, friends, and family.
2. After winning the United States presidency in 2016, "Covid" Donald would go on to make America great again by trumplifying public health approaches to the 2020 pandemic---leading his country to win the International Highest COVID-19 Death Count Award in 2020.
trumplify by millstone December 8, 2020

trumpiest 

The most intelligent, most well-endowed, wealthiest, most clever and most powerful person , ever.
Reflexively and compulsively cutting the less fortunate down to size, he demonstrated he was the trumpiest guy alive.
trumpiest by Dr Bunnygirl October 12, 2017