Trumpesty

The absurdity of having Trump in charge during a crisis.

The non-existent early response to the Covid-19 pandemic and the systematic dismantling or underfunding of agencies with the power to respond appropriately is a trumpesty of public health. What a tragedy!

This current government is a trumpesty.

by Surveillancegirl March 21, 2020

Trumpectomy

a portmanteau formed from Trump + hemorrhoidectomy

def: any procedure that effectively removes a HUGE pain-in-the-ass

OMG! Our beloved country is in dire need of a Trumpectomy!

by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 12, 2015

Trumpery

Trumpery (noun): the use of outright lies, political smeers, bait and switch tactics, demagoguery, deflection, namecalling, political shell games, blameshifting, threats, fearmongering and any side show-con man methods to try to shield oneself from prosecution as a traitor, criminal, liar, fool, madman, and/or imbecile.

All the Trumpery coming from the White House is a threat to our democracy.

by Old Man On The Mountain May 13, 2017

Trumpet Strumpet

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

trumpery

1. The opposite of diplomacy.
2. Delusions of adequacy.

"Did you hear the president picked a fight with Australia? That's some real grade-A trumpery right there."

by Windthin February 1, 2017