trumpset

A description of all my left leaning friends every time the President says or does anything.

Oh man, my wife was incredibly trumpset when we pulled out of the Paris climate agreement.

by Singing Pomegranate June 2, 2017

Trumpset

Trumpets spelled wrong to reveal the name of a president who is unhappy.

Oh my hosh, our president was so trumpset when he got impeached!

by MikeTrout27 January 9, 2019

Trumpstank

Trumpstank

def: (1) the smell of corruption and failure that permeates anything touched by Donald Trump (2) the smell of death (3) the smell of Ivanka's 13-year-old daddy-spooged anus

see: "Everything touched by Trump dies" a NYT #1 best-seller book by a noted Republican strategist (and genius), Rick Wilson.

example of usage: "I was doing well investing in a promising goldmine prospect in Alaska, then Trump got involved and the whiff of Trumpstank scared-off all the investors! Now my investment and 401k are worthless!"

by Eppypotamus August 22, 2019

Trumppet

a portmanteau composed from Trump, puppet pup and pet alluding to the fact that Trump is Putin's pet {favorite} puppet and lapdog.

Putin's favorite Trumppet is of the short-fingered Vulgarian breed!

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Trumpster Fire

1. When a leader creates a controversy to distract the public from another issue.

- the same way that if you lit a dumpster on fire out front of your building everybody focuses on the flames, not the paperwork.

2. A logical fallacy, a subtype of the 'Red Herring'

Ignore that crazy tweet, its just a Trumpster Fire focus on the real issue.

Here he goes again, lighting Trumpster Fires instead of answering questions.

by KrazieKanuck January 27, 2017

trumpetard

portmanteau formed from trump + petard (in the sense of Shakespeare's "hoist with his own petard')

def: a linguistic "reveal" of pathological liars (like Trump), wherein a statement is "exploded" (revealed to be completely devoid of veracity) by an immediately following conflicting/contradictory statement.

example of usage: "In every public speech, the president careers from one trumpetard to the next!"

by Eppypotamus March 30, 2020

skull trumpet

The scariest two- second video of all time. Involves a skull and a trumpet.

Person A: "I just saw skull trumpet,"
Person B: "I presume you need a new pair of pants?"

by NotACat January 12, 2015