Trump Bite

Ring sting caused by an aggressive fart

When you underestimate the power of a trump and it gives you a bite on the way out. After the initial bite, a stinging sensation will remain for a lengthy period of time

"I was walking home from work and felt a trump coming on. Feeling safe I gave it an extra push to help it out. The bugger didn't want to leave and bit me as he left. It's been stinging for over an hour"

"Mate, I just did a proper beer poo and Mr Gas has left me with a serious case of trump bite"

"Have you got any Anusol, I've got trump bite"

by bagultrait December 30, 2011

Trumpbate

Clickbate (on YouTube) that has an extremely alluring or disgusting thumbnail of Donald Trump. It REALLY makes you want to watch it.

Guy 1: Hey dude, check out this video I found of Donald Trump!
*Scrolls down to video
Guy 2: Wow. That's some serious Trumpbate...

by LilGeekyCat July 30, 2016

Trumpite

A strict devotee of Putin’s Bitch, aka the 45th POTUS, one who is so devoted to him and his Russian cause that they feel they would never part ways with him over anything he says or does.

I understand that a big part of being a dyed in the wool Trumpite is that there is an underlying secret hope of becoming a megalo-millionaire like Cohen and Manafort and others, working closely with the mafia or oligarchs, but without the going to prison part later on down the line.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Trumpite

A person whose loyalty to Trump defies reason, logic, or common sense; a person who stands to gain personally from Trump being President contrary to The Constitution's rules and regulations for the good of the overall country; a selfish idiot who believes the whole of America belongs to them regardless of the facts that are ignored for the fictions.

I cannot believe how many dumb Trumpites are willing to do anything for that poser.

by draegon67 November 30, 2020

Trumpnite

Two weeks, or the amount of time it takes for people to forget the most recent horrible thing Donald Trump did. This also includes topping his own previous atrocities.

Hey bro how do you feel about Trump saying he doesn't "kid around" about police brutality?

Man, that was a Trumpnite ago. He said a month ago that "when the looting starts, the shooting starts". This is where we are now...

by zorlox June 24, 2020

trumpbiden

Some girl asked me something on bumble, about this thing in my profile, basically I had made a Trump and Biden joke. She asked me what it meant, and idk what to say.

Hey trumpbiden boob head

by Guyrepliestobumblechick May 22, 2022