clickbate

Masturbating to a metronome for an even rhythm

My wanking coordination is so rickety that I can't dollop unless I clickbate.

by Vevralavoo November 15, 2019

Clickbate

Republishing, re-posting, or re-blogging click bait that is 6 or more months old.

Eric- Hey Jim, I think Fox News has an obsession with The Huffington Post.

Tim- Why's that Eric?

Eric- Because they're extensively Clickbateing Their Facebook Messenger article from 8 months ago.

by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at August 23, 2014

Clickbate

Anyone who types this instead of " clickbait " is obviously below the age of 12. You've gotta correct them and make them understand that it's called clickbait.

Me : WOW !!11 XDD::DDD THIS VIDDEEEO WAS CLICKBATE!

by Alians November 18, 2016

clickbation

1) The pleasure received from clicking social media click bait and sharing them with friends.

2) The act of liking or sharing a link without doing research into its validity.

3) Also a news satire site of the same name.

Man, all these "you'll never believe what happened next" posts are pure clickbation.

by Social Media Maven September 3, 2015

Clickbate

Click Bate is created by social media users to trick you into watching their video posts for way longer than is necessary. This allows them to gain more ad revenue by showing how long on average people spend watching there content.

Her exceeding long, uninformative, and purposefully deceitful Facebook video was nothing but clickbate.

by Azliberal April 22, 2022

Clickbate

/klik-buh-ay-tuh/
A physical or verbal threat of beating the viewer up if they do not consent to watch your 3am challenge videos.

"Hey Criss, please watch my new video, '*NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us'."
"no"
"im gonna beat you up criss YOURE GONNA PERISH AS WE SPEAK. WTACH MY *NEW* YOUTUBER SIMULATOR Mod in Among Us VIDEO NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
"STOP NO I'LL WATCH YOUR CASHCOW CLICKBATE VIDEO PLZZZZZZZZ"

by Jimmy Johnson Piezonoes November 2, 2021

Clickbate

Clitoral masturbation

I clickbated until I was raw last night

by Hiro01 March 25, 2021