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Trump™ 

When Donald J. Trump thought he experienced an aha! in the middle of the night after his Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) lies-plagued speech that trademarking part of his name, if approved, would swiftly help him pay his bigly debts and mounting legal fees without having to serially cook the books.
Besides Trump™, the ex-president is also thinking of MAGA™ or Make America Great Again™.
Trump™ by MathPlus March 2, 2021
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Trumpteezer 

def: (1) a sexually-attractive young woman who only dates rich old geezers, usually only for the purpose (and with an expectation) of receiving expensive gifts; even though she will rarely fuck on a first date (no matter how attractive or valuable the proffered or promised gifts), so, technically, NOT a whore (yet) or prickteaser, she definitely WILL fuck on a second date IF sufficiently extravagant or expensive gifts are received in the interim.

syn: high-class whore-ELLA
Before becoming First Lady, Melania was only the last in a long line of Trumpteezers.
Trumpteezer by Eppypotamus July 14, 2019

Trumpterrupting 

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
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(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong

trumptator 

A leader who leads through autocratic edicts, with no regard for the opinions of his advisers, political affiliates or anyone else. Frequently an unhinged narcissist who makes delusional incoherent ramblings without regard to how he is perceived or the potential consequences.
Reporter: What do you say to the fact that 19 US Intelligence Agencies all agree that Russia hacked the DNC to influence the elections?

Trump: I think it was a 400 pound fat kid sitting on his bed in New Jersey.

Audience Member (quietly): Chris Christie has a son?

Reporter: What can you tell us about your Muslim Ban?
Trump: It's working bigly.

Reporter (later to colleague): Did you hear Donald's comments at the press conference? Yeah, spoken like a true Trumptator.
trumptator by Chas501 February 16, 2017

trumpsmanship 

The art of spouting off whatever comes to mind, while convincing everyone that it is perfectly plausible.
That was an impressive display of trumpsmanship, when Donald convinced everyone that he knew more about ISIS than the generals, and that he actually respects women.
trumpsmanship by Chas501 January 22, 2017

Trumpmouth 

A person who is a braggert or boasts about themselves, who never thinks the may be wrong
She did not want to go out with him because he had such a trumpmouth!

Trumptology 

A cult like scientology only instead of worshipping Lord Xenu, they worship Donald Trump as a god. Like Scientology, Trumptology also shares the insanity of power, fear mongering, and suicidal idealisation.
The Russian hackers aided the rise of the Trumptology cult by helping rig the elections. The world is in grave danger.
Trumptology by superbipolar420 December 17, 2016