Like a sugar daddy but THIS daddy will build you a tumbler turner, preferably a 5 or more cup turner. The more sexual favors he receives in return the more he will build. Mostly known in the crafting community by all the hot sexy tumbler woman.
“He made me a 10 cupturner! We have only been on 4 dates but he’s my Tumbler Daddy now! *wink wink*”, said Mel!
1. A person who not only speaks too much, but also talks about things that don't matter at all. Even if the things they talk about were important to anyone, they would be wrong.
2. Someone who argues on subjects that they have no claim of expertise on. In fact, they know nothing about it; or anything else for that matter.
Bill: Man, my internet sucks. I think I'm gonna switch ISPs. Anybody have any suggestions?
Tom: AOL is fantastic! Even if I didn't get internet service from them I would pay the 20 bucks a month just for the instant messenger and chat rooms and stuff!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.