portmanteau formed from Trump + pervy + pervert

def: (1) a pervy old geezer who engages in boasting of his numerous sexual assaults on women such as unwanted or "ambush" kissing and grab-a-snatch attacks ... which he crudely characterizes as "grab them by the pussy!"

cf: see Donald Trump (the prototype)

(2) a fat-assed misogynistic assclown who is characteristically 50-years (or more) older than the women who he stares at fantasizing in his feverish NPD - deranged brain that they find him sexually attractive ... never conscious of the revulsion they feel for him

OMG! My pervy uncle is such a Trumpervert! At our family Thanksgiving gathering he grabbed me by my pussy and tried to kiss me on the mouth IN FRONT OF MY PARENTS! OMG!!!!!

Trumpervert by Eppypotamus July 13, 2019

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trumplestiltskin

Pretty much the opposite of Rumplestiltskin, he wants EVERYBODY to know his name. He has a daughter that can spin bricks into walls. The only thing he has in common with Rumplestiltskin is that he is greedy.

Chirag: I am going to write a blog about a man named Trumplestiltskin and his daughter!

trumplestiltskin by Nunna YourBiz December 6, 2016

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Trumpterrupting

1. The way Trump interrupts other people in a conversation.
2. When one of Trumps supporters interrupt another person to win a political argument.
3. Interrupting in any fashion that Donald J. Trump may interrupt.
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(Feminist) Did you hear what sexist thing Don-(Person trumpterrupting) Wrong

Trumpterrupting by Official Trumpcabulary November 10, 2016

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Trumplespeak

Lies coming either from president Trump's own mouth, or the mouths of his cabinet of yes-men.

Today the president's Trumplespeak was evident when he said he had divested himself from his business empire.

Trumplespeak by childfree_4_life February 5, 2017

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