Trofum

A trofum is an overweight man who prefers to walk around naked when he's in the locker room of a gym, rather than be descent and wear a towel

i just got trapped by three trofums in the sauna

by Chuckles Unbuckles February 17, 2010

Troflmao

Trolling on floor laughing my ass off.

Bro1: Can you see the forest?
Bro2: No...
Bro1: Huh?
Bro2: There are too many trees in front of it.
Bro1: Troflmao

by VerbalTactician September 11, 2011

Trofus

When a white boy gets forced to Poo in a letter box and steals all the mail in it

Person 1: u have to do a trofus
White boy: it’s when I have to poo in a letter box and steal all the mail
Person 1:yes

by Habugga nagugga December 27, 2019

Troumance

When a person becomes "in love" with a trou. Little does the person know that the "love" experienced is actually just because they are sexually repressed.

Damn troumance . . . it got to John again.

by Old Grad April 24, 2009

trolumnist

A troll that writes extended pieces of trollery for newspapers or blogs. Their articles are often factually incorrect, skewed and/or inflammatory.

Their main purpose is to bring more readers to the newspaper/blog through negative advertising.

In Australia, trolumnists are employed by the two main media companies, Fairfax and News Ltd.

by _-0-_ January 15, 2013

Trolummi

When he sticks his big African Willy in a chocolate cake

Person 1:damn he just did a trolummi
Person 2: why did he stick his Willy in a cake
Person 1: yea that’s a trolummi
Person 2: ok

by Habugga nagugga December 27, 2019

Tofumaster

The Master of tofu who will scrimmage all

Tofumaster will scrimmage you all with my tofu

by Tofumaster October 9, 2008