trotuman 

Weird fucking turtle frog thing

Im a trotuman

trotuman by yikers January 19, 2016

Troutman 

Troutman is the place to raise your family. Also known as "T-town", its one of those Podunk towns that most people only hear about. Everybody knows everybody, and it consists of 2 stoplights in the whole town. High school sports are what the people there live for, and everyone in the town goes out to cheer on their South Iredell Vikings on Friday nights because there is nothing else to do in the small town. The hot spots of Troutman is South Iredell high, Kat's Patch, Red Light Cafe, Food Lion, & of course the county fairgrounds

Everbody knows everybody's business in Troutman!

Troutman by Vikinette2010 April 13, 2011

Jamie Trotman

Fat slag who watches young children naked in their friends bedrooms. You do not want to be near this guy when he is horny, he will destroy you children.

Everybody run Jamie Trotman is here and he looks horny, hide the children!

Jamie Trotman by LongRetard May 19, 2020

Troumance

When a person becomes "in love" with a trou. Little does the person know that the "love" experienced is actually just because they are sexually repressed.

Damn troumance . . . it got to John again.

Troumance by Old Grad April 24, 2009

Trotman

A retard with magical powers, who comes from Photonika Glingerius. His psionic powers include the "Magic Lip" or "Gling", in which he focuses light onto his braces and shoots out an unstoppable beam with many special abilities. Very few survive the Gling, and those who do usually become Trotman's servants in his army. Also see Magic Lip, Gling, Gunsmoke, and Allay

The Trotman used his Gling to travel to another dimension.
"There is a Trotman in this cell!"-Zeratul

Trotman by Araquiel May 29, 2004

Troutmanning

Dancing with palms constantly open, hoping for high fives.

"Kit was 'troutmanning' on the dance floor last night and everyone was high fiving him."

"That guy is a troutmanner, acting like fool on the dance floor.

Troutmanning by onehuskerfan February 11, 2013

Troutman Middle

Ahhh, Troutman Middle School. A place you go if you want to become a hoe or thot. Even the prettiest girls that aren’t a hoe or a thot get made fun of. But be careful for the pedopholic teachers doing “push ups” in the bathroom! In the cafeteria you can find disgusting food with hair in it and some cockroaches on the floors and door ways. Wow so delicious! 🤢 Everyone thinks they are cool. There are so many different cliques like the “pretty” thots, “cool” kids, them girls with their pants pulled too far up to make it look like they have an ass, the weird anime people (they dress and get a hair cut like some anime bitch) and the normal kids (very rare to find). If you want to be a druggy this is the place to go! But on the bright side if you like wrestling their team is pretty good.

have you been to troutman middle they are such druggies and suck at most sports and their food and school is gross asf!

Troutman Middle by Anonymous 131402 November 8, 2019