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a nice,sweet innocent girl that you can count on u can call her karen the apple or toffee apple!
"Hey Apple!"
Tofumi: "Hi Grape"
tofumi by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020
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The pursuit of true joy. Focused on cosmic experiences found through performing tasks that exclusively aimed towards pleasing the soul and mind.
What a wild child, he must be a follower of Tofuism.
Tofuism by kingtofuu January 17, 2020
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A type of a person who wins at everything. Like all they do is win, win, win, and win.

Someone who is awesome at everything.

Can be a synonym for boss.
Guy 1:
Dude, did you see that guy who got 2142345341 gold medals??

Guy 2:
Yeah! How couldn't I? He is such a tofunmi!!
Tofunmi by greenlotusss April 5, 2011
She is shy. She's short or average height, unusual hair color. Her eyes are gorgeous! You will fall in love with her. She falls in love easily. Tofunmis are so smart, and bookish. Although she has a limited friend group, she is really a nice girl. You will see her laughing at anything, even when she feels sad. She has the cutest natural smile. She has too high expectations of herself, which is one of her faults. But she is just a completely awesome, beautiful and amazing girl.And nice curves? She is very open minded in a good way, well rounded. Just a friend to all. She is shy in real life and sometimes depressed, but just help her out and give her a hug.Tofunmis love hugs! She is creative and sexy. She is an animal in bed. Absolutely amazing.
That girl is damned smart... she’s such a Tofunmi
Tofunmi by Redberry September 11, 2020
to turn soymilk into tofu by adding nigari (magnesium chloride) or calcium sulfate. it is also achieved on a home scale by adding an acid such as vinegar or lemon juice to create a substitute for buttermilk in recipes.

and finally, it unintentionally happens when adding cold soymilk to hot coffee, which creates curdles and little tofu-y bits. (this can be avoided by putting the soymilk in the bottom of the mug and slowly adding the coffee to cook/acidify the soymilk slowly, which creates far smaller particles of tofu.)

see also tofuification

origination:
tofuify first appeared at vegsource by alextree August 29, 2002
tofuification first appeared in a post at livejournal's vegancooking community by postpunkjustin 2007-06-24
you must first tofuify your soymilk before adding the rest of your liquid ingredients. when all liquids are combined, you may add the dry ingredients and incorporate.
tofuify by supercarrot February 12, 2010
When vegans/vegetarians "beef" with one another.
Judah: You don't want to got to campus right now, man.

Willow: Why not?

Judah: Greenpeace and PETA are seriously tofuin', god.

Willow: Word? Dang.
Tofuin' by Clarkenstien January 1, 2010

tofuification 

the process of turning soymilk into tofu by adding nigari (magnesium chloride) or calcium sulfate. it is also achieved on a home scale by adding an acid such as vinegar or lemon juice to create a substitute for buttermilk in recipes.

and finally, it unintentionally happens when adding cold soymilk to hot coffee, which creates curdles and little tofu-y bits. (this can be avoided by putting the soymilk in the bottom of the mug and slowly adding the coffee to cook/acidify the soymilk slowly, which creates far smaller particles of tofu.)

see also tofuify

origination:
tofuify first appeared at vegsource by alextree August 29, 2002
tofuification first appeared in a post at livejournal's vegancooking community by postpunkjustin 2007-06-24
your soymilk must first go through the tofuification process prior to adding the rest of your liquid ingredients.

after all liquids are combined, you may add the dry ingredients and incorporate.
tofuification by supercarrot February 12, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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