A shut-in mistress who is available for sexual purposes only. Generally she will have deficiencies (social or physical) which prevent her from qualifying as a mistress. A mistress and a tristress are two totally different things; a man can be proud of a mistress.

A gentleman should never be seen in public with his tristress

tristress by SimonsHole May 4, 2014

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Tristen Fulton

He is a very well known person for a paring in tv shows, movies and more. But he also owns a couple of company's the most successful earning him about 100K per year is FultonLawnCare a family owned company.

Did you see Tristen Fulton on tv?

Tristen Fulton by Urban Official November 29, 2020

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Tristania

An undeniable awesome band, which was formed in the end of '96. They mostly play Gothic Metal, but also have hints of Death Metal Black Metal and Opera, which fits really well with their female vocalists voice.

Tristania has 3 vocalists:

Vibeke Stene - female vocals
Kjetil Ingebrethsen - death vocals
Østen Bergøy - clean vocals

Tristania has at the moment 5 albums on the street, first one being Tristania, then in order of appearence:

Widow's Weeds
Beyond the Veil
World of Glass
Ashes

Tristania is an awesome Gothic Metal band.

Tristania by Atheuz October 17, 2005

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Trista

A beautiful breath taking women, who is a caring, loving, and trustworthy person. Will go out of her way for a friend and u never want to loose her, she will be the best friend or girl friend u will ever have, and is a good fighter. You never want to mess with her cause she will get you; and never mess with her boyfriend or friends. She also loves shopping. If u ever meet her treat her like a princess because she is one, she is a very eligant, and graceful person, always the pretty friend, never would talk about someone. And she is plain hard to get u have to work to get her. Has a great job and has book smarts and street smarts, a great girlfriend or wife, good at cooking, always positive and when she wants something she will get it, and if she has her mind set on something it’s almost impossible to get her to think other wise, never get in a argument with her cause she can hold a lot against you.

Did u see trista she is so pretty
trista is a really good fighter don’t mess with her
Trista is a really good cook
trista is so hard to get!!!

Trista by Starbucks20256 December 19, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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