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A shut-in mistress who is available for sexual purposes only. Generally she will have deficiencies (social or physical) which prevent her from qualifying as a mistress. A mistress and a tristress are two totally different things; a man can be proud of a mistress.

A gentleman should never be seen in public with his tristress

tristress by SimonsHole May 4, 2014

Words you can keep

catroptric tristesse

sadness that you'll never really know what other people think about you whether good or bad or if at all

I'm suffering from catroptric tristesse

catroptric tristesse by beautifulwordsandtheirmeanings November 10, 2019

Post-coital tristesse

The feeling of sadness , anxiety or depression after sex. It is mostly felt by all animals including humans except the female human and the rooster

We all have post-coital tristesse

Post-coital tristesse by Jawbone December 29, 2015

catopric tristesse

The sadness that you’ll never really know what other people thing of you, wether good, bad, or at all.

‘After taking a minute to think, a wave of catopric tristesse washed over me.

catopric tristesse by FunkyChicken888 December 2, 2022

tricktress

A woman who is both the combination of a seductress and a trickster.

That Danielle is quite the tricktress.

tricktress by SoapboxMark May 1, 2009

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

Post Coital Tristesse by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

Triptress

noun.

an enchanting, beautiful young woman who take trips of LSD

"Did you see that Triptress? With flowers in her hair and dancing all majestic."

Triptress by Water & Light September 2, 2013

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026