Tosstianity 

Tosstianity is 'THE' religion which salutes all that is white and sexual. A follower of Tosstianity is called a Tosstian or Tosser, not to be confused with Wankology or Jakoffism. For even more information join 'tosstianityandyou.webs.com'

Barry:"Mr Richard is such a tosser setting more homework while he just sits there watching Pornhub."

Willy:"Well unfortunately its in his human rights as part of Tosstianity ... bloody Tosstian extremists!"

Tosstianity by LOLOLQLOLOL June 13, 2010

Trystianity 

By far the most accepting religion of all.
Facebook.com/pages/Trystianity/339796809452459

Dude, I just converted to Trystianity! Now I'm a Trystian!

Trystianity by trystian1 January 21, 2013

Tristianity 

A common belief or religion often referred to those who believe in the trees. They believe that the sole step forward from the afterlife is the existence of trees. (you turn into a tree after death)

"YO there is a new hip religion called tristianity that you should totally join at discord.gg/bsBmztzD6h" - john
"shut the fuck up mcgale johnson" - barry

Tristianity by Lyxchy November 7, 2022

Twistianity 

The practices and doctrines of a religious belief which pretend to be biblical Christians but in reality just twist everything the Bible teaches to conform to their own beliefs.

The Bible says that human beings were created in His image. Mormonism says this means He has a penis and testicles. This isn't Christianity, it's Twistianity.

Twistianity by Joseph Smith Johnson August 19, 2011