Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristanitis 

A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised

-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes

And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.

Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"

Tristanitis by hehastristanphobia November 30, 2022

Tristanity 

1) To be as badass as Tristan from King Arthur the movie.

2) A state of total hard assness"

1) Alex looked upon the soccer field with tristanity.

2) Alex definitely dominated the game with all of his tristanity.

Tristanity by Igor March 16, 2005

tristanosis 

When you can’t get a guy named Tristan out of your head

Guy: hey what is wrong with rebecca, she won’t get away from Tristan
Girl: Yeah i think that she has a case of tristanosis
Guy: damn, she needs to get that checked out, i can’t stand it anymore

tristanosis by LilyPichuu May 3, 2021