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When you drill a hole in a tree and insert your penis into said hole and ejaculate furiously.

Barry's so weird he's always getting TreeJobs.

TreeJob by wrgthyuymjyhngfds August 20, 2020

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tree job

When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.

Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.

tree job by nrgoonit August 14, 2015

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tree job • Treebob • trepjob • Tree Goblins • Tree Jousting • T-rex job

trepjob

A trepanation voluntarily getting a hole drilled in the cranium for purposes of clearer thinking

Man, Dave's lucid as. Says 'e 'asn't 'adda single headache since 'e got that trepjob in Monterrey.

trepjob by Dah Kwun March 20, 2005

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Treebob

Noun.
A blunt accompanied by a blowjob.

ayyy shawty, let me get some treebob

Treebob by cville September 21, 2009

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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